Shame on all of you, this woman is sick and all you can do is joke.
Oh by the way, did I tell you about the woman who walks into a doctor’s office. The doctor kindly grabs her elbow to escort her into the exam room. Her reply – “unhand me, you lout!”
Where’s handy when you need him?
Don’t you to try to strong arm me out of this thread. We can’t respond to every issue with a heavy hand
There’s a very simple explanation. She had to postpone her “surgery” because it would have been a little more than she bargained for.
It turns out to be so expensive that it would have cost her an arm and a leg.
Oy. This thread easily wins the bad joke award hands-down.
Come on guys! All she wants is a little plastic surgery! Who knows? Maybe she has a nose picking problem.
And she can pick from such an astonishing variety these days. Hell, she could even pick somebody else’s nose if she wanted to.
From a greeting card:
When asked to name her favorite body part, Amy picked her nose.
So what’s the big deal? Can’t be any worse than when I had both of my legs cut off and went bumming around the country.
Admit it, Diane. You’re lying. That story doesn’t have a leg to stand on
Y’know, I’m really alarmed at the underhanded way you all have hijacked my thread. You’re not going to hook me into this one, and I’m certainly not going to give you hand in it.
::singing::
Wouldn’t you give your hand to a friend . . .
cheezed off wrote:
this was bothering me all day and I finally found it:
jarbaby wrote:
She was just trying to get a leg up on the competition.
It’s a legitimate story!
Don’t make me walk over there and kick your ass!
. . . .er. . . . I mean, hit you!
Gives new meaning to “If you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours”
< shudder >
I have only one question:
What is going to happen after she gets her wish? I mean, that will make her happy, right?
So she will be happy and she’ll know it…
anyone ever read “Circus Geek”?
there was a woman, who is considered a performance artist, that is going through a series of plastic surgeries. she replaces parts of her body or has them altered to replicate details from paintings and sculptures considered classically beautiful. I can’t remember her name, darn it. Could someone give me a hand? 
That would be Orlan. She appeared on the CDrom Eve, which is how I know about her. Very creepy. She’s got a website at http://www.cicv.fr/creation_artistique/online/orlan/
Does anybody here have the nerve to E-mail this chopped-chick & find out what she might have to say about her hobby?
**jarbabyj! **You got a winning way with words. You contact her. Get her onto the SDMB. She could start her own thread.
Promise her some power tools…
Dis-armed. :wally
If she goes through with it, I just hope she has two birds for her bush.
I wonder if her friends will start calling her fiance, Rob, Mr. Smee?
I bet she’s afraid of alligators and ticking clocks.
He’s really the most disturbing part of the story, isn’t he? But, you’ve gotta hand it to him, he’s really got her hooked.
(Then again, 10 years ago it would have been really cool to have built in roach clips.)