dat nostradamus fella predicted some stuff abaa’t the time we livin in naah. I er’d ee precited we’re a gonner when da pope after da pope we ave right naah is a gonner, is a gonner. Whada yoo fink?
Methinks Lobsang’s been in the pub… 
Y’’’'know I lurvvve you y’know dat? Y’rrr my besss mate in th worlllll you arr!
Nosshhtradush predictsh fridge-raiding in the next half hour, and feelings of regret at about 10am. Check back to let us know how he got on.
There’s a service offered by some cell phone companies. For $.75 a number, you can prevent yourself from being able to call specific phone numbers from, like, 9 PM until 6 AM. It’s called Drunk Dialing, I think.
Someone might want to look into Drunk Posting…
I fink yoooo shooud come bak an’ start dis ober when th hanngnovere is over.
A case could be made for Nostradamus being 1. drunk 2. barking-at-the-moon crazy or 3. congentially incoherent.
Unfortunately, all of the above could be leveled at the OP.
Either (any?) way, it doesn’t make for a good thread.
Not that low humor doesn’t have its place, and more often than not, we’re it.
Mercy killling.
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