Digitize the Dear Leader and paste his phiz into porn movies.
Clearly Kim is sensitive to the western media. Sony could have made a whole lot more offensive movies than this little comedy. They should quietly produce some videos that portray the actual conditions in that forsaken place along with some good propaganda and let them leak out. Oops, sorry Kim. As you know, our security is not that tight.
Similar to what I mean but Ewwwwww. Its got look-alikes for various powerful members of the ruling Kim family.
We could get Hans Blix to write Kim Jong-un a very nasty letter.
Then the only reasonable response is nukes. It’s time for Obama to earn his second Nobel.
On a related note, the FBI has just announced they caught the Norks “red handed”. Pray God it isn’t another “slam dunk”. :eek:
Regards,
Shodan
Outside of releasing the movies to the internet, we could also do stuff like dropping South Korean books on daily life and city living over the countryside of North Korea, from airplanes.
Nah, the North Koreans would just eat them.
Regards,
Shodan
Commission *The Interview 2 *at the earliest opportunity. That’ll show 'em we mean business!
I’ll come up with something once North Korea has harmed me and my life.
The Interview 2 - The Desolation of Barack.
Now that’s the way to get blacks into Tolkien movies!
Regards,
Shodan
Give Kim’s phone number to those scammers from India who misrepresent themselves as Microsoft technical support.
“Hello, Mr. Kim, this is Seth from Microsoft Windows. We have been noticing you have been having trouble with your computer. If you will give me access to your computer, please, for a modest fee I can install software which will put your system back in proper working order.”
Some things you just don’t do. Waterboarding, yes - this, no.
Regards,
Shodan
What’s Anonymous up to these days? I bet they can find some way to fuck up North Korea’s hackers.
They probably work for North Korea.
Hack all 12 of their computers.
Offer to donate a few million dollars to cat-themed charities around the world, if NK’s entire computer system is taken out, and Anonymous would probably do it.
No - from drones!
I wonder if our little corner of the internet is under Kimmy’s surveillance. If we don’t shape up and do as we’re told, do you think they would hack the SDMB?
Just being North Korea is worse punishment than anything we could do to them.
This is easy and how has it not been said.
Sent over Katic Couric to do an interview and have her assassinate KJI
Send over a basketball assassin.
Clearly, they are prepared for assassination attempts, and invasions, and wars. What they do not seem to be ready to tell their minions is that the rest of the world is mocking them, and their Dear Leader.