It hasn’t been said because Kim Jong-il has been dead for three years. Unless he’s a ZOMBIE! :eek:
Yeah, but if it accidentally got released, that would just be punishing us.
Release the film on the internet.
Have Trey Parker write a movie about the actual history of the Kim family as it is taught to North Koreans.
Board & capture their merchant fleet, when they are at sea.
To: thegreatandresplendentsupremeleaderkimjongun[at]imnotgooglingthat.kp
Subject: Read this
Body: Truly songs and tales fall utterly short of your enormity, O Kim the Stupendous. Please check this link though.
Anyone else see the bit about the DPRK’s most elite hackers are living in a very nice Chinese hotel?
If so, they are presumably using Chinese IP’s and we probably shouldn’t send a bomb over the web to those addresses.
We can jam radio signals - can we fry the hardware without using fission weapons?
Frying the launch control electronics at their missile test site(s) would be a nice start.
Or wait until fat boy is stuck in a public place for a couple of hours - the next big patriotic parade of cardboard tubes with fins - and explode a confetti bomb 100’ over his head - with weighted streamers with humiliating messages/facts on them in really, really BIG letters - and each of the tiny bits have the same message(s) - let’s see security try to grab all of them before anyone reads them.
If I see North Korea at a party, I shall ignore them.
I’ve heard that the FBI is considering freezing KJU’s bank accounts, thereby preventing him from paying his generals. This could turn out to be something serious.
Putin would shut that down pretty fast. Russia’s been playing really nice with North Korea because that want to run a natural gas pipeline down to South Korea. Kim’s even been invited for a state visit this spring.
How does that work? :dubious: I doubt North Korea has accounts at American banks (save for their mission to the UN).
Send them the largest collection of Rogen/Franco films in existence, to be screened twice nightly for the troops. Insist that Kim be projectionist.
Digitize Dear Leader as Ned Beatty in the “squeal like a pig” scene from Deliverance. Distribute widely.
You are right. Sorry for asking you to condescend to my level of stupid.
And Sean Hannity getting butt fucked by a mule. 
I can’t even work out how North Korea survives given its exports are about $8 billion a year (I think). With its massive military how can it keep going - especially now Russia has its own financial problems.
Maybe ask them to pay for the pizza in foreign currency?
I’ve a rather unique idea:
So, we use a couple of stooges to set up an interview, but it’s really a ruse…
Buy North Korea a subscription to Comcast Cable and let them try to cancel it.
This! This, by God!
Periodic famine and chronic malnutrition brings up some questions on whether you can call it survival or a lingering death. Usually when the food situation gets really bad there’s outside aid; till 2009 that included aid from the US.
I’m not sure why there needs to be a US government response to the hacking of a private corporation, especially when that corporation was apparently negligent in its information security practices.