Really? It’s Linnaeus’s birthday too? 
Darwin and I share a birthday, so I’ll be partying. and eating.
-Lil
I’m going to take some unnecessary antibiotics, breeding new forms of drug-resistant bacteria.
I have to say, most of these posts were not intelligently designed.
I believe that all of these posts are less than 6,000 years old!
A little spring-cleaning is in order. Time, once and for all, to lose those pesky tonsils, adenoids, coccyx, thymus, appendix, wisdom teeth, parathyroid, pineal gland, baby toes and nipples…
…on second thought, I’ll keep the nipples, they’re perky. 
Yes, I realize that some of these are no longer considered vestigial
I’m going to use my opposable thumbs a lot.
Yay for opposable thumbs!
Uh, I’m starting a new birth control pill pack! I do it not for myself, but for our species.
What about that alleged vestigial thing called the appendix?
I will be shooting at our shooting club and then eating loads of good cookin’ at my parental unit’s home.
Thank you Charles Darwin.
How would one look at that with a mirror? :dubious: 
I plan on catching up on my adapting.
Tortoise soup.
Researching genetic diseases for an essay.
Well, that’s a perfect place to celebrate!
I had Dinosaur School down at the Field Museum today (my nickname for some docent training I’m doing for our new Evolving Planet exhibit), so I figure I celebrated a day early. Tomorrow I’m going to get my eyebrows threaded, clean my messy apartment, and watch Firefly.
Happy birthday, Chaz.
I’ll be watching mountains of snow cancel all conceivable plans I might have had today.
I will raise a glass to ol’ Charlie at dinner tonight, though. He and Abraham Lincoln were born on the same day in 1809, so that’s two glasses! 
Unfortunately, no spaghetti, nor can I possibly go out and get some. We got nearly two feet up here.