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All I’ve ever gotten was heavy breathing and a whispered “what are you wearing?” once.
I feel slighted.
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Like you’d have a dearth of takers if you asked here?
Sounds like fun!
We used to get a lot of harassing phone calls in Egypt (usually kids who accidently stumbled on our phone number and were strangely thrilled by the prospect of calling a foreigner over and over and giggling). I used to give people the benefit of the doubt for 3-4 calls, then I would pick up the whistle tied to the phone cord for just such occasions and blow as hard as I could into the receiver.
I’m probably responsible for a few deaf people in Cairo.
[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
All I’ve ever gotten was heavy breathing and a whispered “what are you wearing?” once.
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Maybe it was Bill Blass out for a jog?
Back at the dawn of time, I received obscene phone calls, but no telemarketing calls.
Now I receive telemarketing calls, but no obscene phone calls.
Civilization is moving backwards.
[QUOTE=Drain Bead]
Obscene phone call? That’s what you get for working for XXX Realty!
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Or perhaps she works in Amsterdam.
You know, just once I’d like to have an obscene phone call. Hell, I’d probably play along for a bit. Especially if she sounded hot.
For the past 4 years or so, I’ve gotten “obsence” calls and messages from someone my friends and I have dubbed my eStalker. I have no idea where this guy came from, but he calls about once every 3 or 4 months, usually around 2am.
He has a fetish for shoes. Not feet, mind you, but shoes themselves. Oftentimes, he’ll ask what kind of shoes I’m wearing – hello!? It’s 2am. What the hell kind of shoes do you think I’m wearing at 2am? Call back at 5 or 6 pm.
Once, he sent a (rather gross) picture he took while “touching himself.” In the foreground, him holding a firm grip on his wookie. In the background? About 30 pairs of sneakers strewn about the floor.
I feel special.
I had a repeat heavy breather caller when I had three children under five. After hanging up on him several times, the next time he called I laid the phone down next to the youngest, who was screaming bloody murder at having his diaper changed. Didn’t call back after that. 
[QUOTE=Cerowyn]
Like you’d have a dearth of takers if you asked here?
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I feel like Steve Martin in The Jerk–I’m somebody now! I got an obscene phone call!
Sadly, there are times when an OPC might make my afternoon.
The closest I’ve come to an OPC is a guy that has called a couple times asking if I have nice feet. My typical response is to quickly hang up the phone.
I actually got an obscene phone call once, from a person who identified himself as gay. Or maybe he was just some giddy joker, whatever. I didn’t have anything better to do so I went along with him for a while. He finally got miffed and huffy and hung up. I wish he’d call again.