So I was driving home this morning, and I came to an intersection where the light was flashing red, for reasons unknown. (I drive this particular street all the time, and have never seen it flashing, even at 4 in the morning.)
Being the obedient driver I am, I come to a complete stop, and then sit and wait for the old woman in the crosswalk across the intersection to get out of the way. As I’m sitting there, I hear the “screech! screech!” of brakes and look up just in time to see a Mercedes swerving around me…almost.
Yep - I got rear-ended. The woman driving the Mercedes behaved true to the stereotypes - spent ten minutes on the cell phone yakking to the cops, her husband, and her agent BEFORE getting out to see if I was okay.
Long story short, eventually the cops AND her insurance agent arrive. (groan…) The agent, without identifying himself, asks me to tap my brakes, and I foolishly agree.
“Are you aware your brake lights aren’t working?” he asks me. Which later turns out to be total B.S. because I forgot that you have to have the key in the ignition for my brake light to work (and of course, they do).
He tries a few more squirrelly things to see if can shift blame somehow on to me, which was ridiculous, not only because it was blatantly her fault, but I also have a witness that supports my side and the card of a city engineer who’s willing to verify the light was flashing red at the time. It failed, at least with the cop, because she was (rightfully) cited.
But, to make this a GQ and not just an MPSIMS, here’s my question: What should I do now?
I deeply resent the over-litigation in today’s society, but I’m thinking about retaining a lawyer, because:
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Her insurance agent seems more than a bit shifty, to say the least, whereas mine (at least this morning) seems more or less indiffernt.
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I drive a very nicely fixed up 1973 Dodge, and I was rear-ended in it once before, and ended up basically getting screwed for repairs. The other guy’s insurance agent just flipped through the blue-book and decided that they were only going to give me $200 for repairs since that’s all my car was “worth”, and anything more and they were going to total it. Even with the body shop calling on my behalf to tell them how crazy they were, I still ended up shelling out $$$ of my own to get it fixed. Now, this is a car with new paint and interior, a very recently rebuilt engine, and more newly replaced parts than you can shake a stick at. I’ll be damned if it’s only worth 200 bucks.
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I generally laugh at the bogus claims of whiplash people try to pass off, but damned if my neck and shoulders don’t feel kind of sore right now.
I’m not out to [Lionel Hutz voice] ching ching cash in! on this tragedy [/Lionel Hutz voice], but I don’t want to get screwed over for something that’s not my fault either…