So I had this dream last night...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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And in the dream, I was the captain of a giant cargo ship. And the ship was full of scrambled eggs.

I’m not talking about some sort of processed pre-package scrambled egg concoction, but just a giant, heaping pile of scrambled eggs. And I had to get these scrambled eggs to England.

So I asked my boss, “Boss, wouldn’t it be easier to ship regular eggs to England, so they could scramble them themselves?”

And my boss said, “friedo, you moron, the Brits don’t know how to make scrambled eggs!”

So eventually I got to England, and sailed my ship right up the Thames to that big building where Parliament is. (Westminster?) And then a bunch of French longshoremen in striped shirts and berets started playing trumpets and unloading all the scrambled eggs with wheelbarrows.

Then Tony Blair gave me a medal, and there was some big controversey about a bathtub, but I don’t really remember that part.

And that was my dream.

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Hmm… so when will these scrambled eggs be delivered? or have they been given to one of Cherri’s (sp.?) “friends”, in exchange for a bathtub?

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I think the scrambled eggs were supposed to somehow help unclog the drain of the bathtub. I’m pretty fuzzy on the details, though.

Did I mention the part about the Queen getting drunk at a strip joint?

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I think I could have remembered that part…

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“Kid, this ship’ll do the Denny’s run in 12 parsecs…”

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Was it the one where you’re standing on top of a pyramid in sun god robes and thousands of naked women are chanting and throwing little pickles at you?
No?

…why am I the only one who has that dream…?

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Actually, I had a very similar dream.

Only no little pickles.

The girls were all waving these huge kielvasas at me, and cheering!

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Why were French people unloading eggs in England? That makes no sense!

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Sometimes a pickle is just a pickle.

Besides, it’s the greenness of the things that gets me randy as fuck.

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No need to be embarassed over the size of your pickle, NoClueBoy].

We can’t all have the World’s Favorite Kielbasa.

Now, the green part…don’t they have injections for that?

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Don’t get it angry … you wouldn’t like it when its angry.