But, but. . . the whole point of the song is that our girl is cleverly delivering her naughty message by masking it with a perfectly innocent one. When the lines leading up to the nasty part don’t mesh it makes it,well, non clever.
Because people complained about what it was spelling, the radio edit is called “If you See Amy” without the K, so then not only does it not work in the literal sense, there isn’t even a “hidden” joke in the chorus. Still catchy though.
If-you-see-kA-my
I was going to use that as my example.
Yeah, it’s catchy. But it seems like it’s trying to be clever and failing to do so, which overrides its catchiness for me.
Oh noes! A Britney Spears song isn’t clever. We better get Obama to work on this ASAP!
Come on, people, did we learn nothing from the Department Of Dexy’s Midnight Runners fiasco?
Personally, I say that as allusions to “fuck” in song go, Bloodhound Gang did it best.
Very well. Chris Crocker and I will sleep better tonight.
Shit, Ms. Spears is in my death pool for 2010.
The song’s lyrics are lame. This however is hilarious.
Okay. I just listened to it, and I don’t mind the incomprehensible lyrics, but even the single entendre isn’t clever because, even though I’m trying to hear it, it doesn’t sound like she’s spelling out “fuck” to me at all.
Does it work both ways? Who the heck thinks bees actually fall in love? (Maybe if by “love” you mean “slavish devotion to the queen”.)
That always bugged me about that song . . .
Since we have a bunch of talented people here on the SDMB, can someone find a way to make it work both ways, while still retaining Britney’s original message that everyone, boys and girls, want to f.u.c.k. her?
ETA: Something like the following sort of works
All of the boys and all of the girls
Say to me “If you seek Amy”
Objection, your honour. Songs don’t have to make sense, but puns do. We’re up in arms about Britney’s poor grasp of wordplay. If you seek hay the lyrics.
How’s Lady Mondegreen?
The last episode of Not The Nine O’Clock News featured a song called “Kinda Lingers” - by the time they sang the refrain for the last time there was precious little pretence that they were singing anything but “cunnilingus”.
Earlier in the show’s run they parodied The Two Ronnies’ style of songs with smut in the lyrics concealed as above, including the phrase “over China-, over China-, over Chinatown”. 
Any relation to Colonel Angus?
I just listened to the song, the lyrics are pretty we Todd did.
Sofa king we Todd did.
I think I don’t get it.
Oh, vagina, oh vagina, oh vagina town?
Probably works better with a British accent.
On preview: Dammit, scooped! (My hint was better). 