First time trying out a new form of birth control. They alert you to read the entire package insert (Better named a Launch Manual?) a half-dozen times before attempting to insert said film into one’s hoo-hoo. Fine, probably good advice.
Then I notice the message at the bottom of the page, noting to call if you have any questions about this product. The hours? 8 am to 5 pm, Monday thru Friday, Eastern Standard Time.
What’s wrong with this picture?
I can tell you that my most urgent questions are going to come immediately before and after the use of this product–maybe, god forbid, during.
Is this was hubby and I have been doing wrong all this time? Gettin’ the groove on at night and on weekends? Who changed the rules? I didn’t get the goddamned memo!