So I'm sitting here drinking a Lone Star, when it occurs to me that...

Canned Lone Star? So is this the second brush with death you were talking about?

Although this may be a terribly unpopular tradition, I’m willing to go to bat for Lonestar.Give me a Lonestar any day over a Pabst, a Natty Light (or Ice), and DEFINATELY over Coors Light, the worst readily available beer on the planet (and three neighboring galaxies). It gets a gold medal in the swill olympics.

tradition = position.

Now, where’s that coffee?

Sounds gross and dangerous.

Now, if one opened the can and poured the contents into the pot with the roast and threw the empty can away without attempting to cook it too, then we might have a tasty sauce/jus/gravy.

Perhaps there’s a special on 16 whole chickens?

http://www.barbecuebible.com/featured/recipe/basic_beercan_c.php

That would work!

(still have to open the can)