So, I'm sitting here...

…and it’s breakfasttime, and, as it is wont to do, my mind wandered. This time, it wandered to the label on my ridiculously-large carton of orange juice.

“Extra pulp”, it says. Now, I’m a supporter of pulp in orange juice. Something is missing, in my opinion, if there’s no pulp. However…this ‘extra pulp’ thing makes me vaguely uneasy.

I mean, do I really want my OJ consorting with strange pulp? Who knows where this extra pulp has been? Where did it come from? (OK, I know where it came from, probably, but why let that get in the way of a good rant?)

But, yeah…I wonder if the folks who perform these pulp transplants realize how unnatural their actions are. Do they hear the screams of the poor, innocent oranges that are having their pulp sucked out for shipment to some strange vat of OJ?

Or am I just being even weirder than normal?

Yes.

You’re just being weirder than normal.

I’d take ‘extra pulp’ any day of the week. If it’s Tropicana you’re talking about, the taste of the EPOJ is - at least to me - more ‘full-bodied’, richer that your average ‘with pulp’ (also made by Tropicana). I also like the feel in my mouth of all those little bits swimming there.

And the beauty of it is: you don’t pay an extra dime for this feast for the taste buds.

Screams of the oranges crushed in the process: Urban Legend.

Of course, the “extra pulp” is taken out of the orange juice sold to people who don’t want any pulp in it.
Weirder than normal? There isn’t any weirder than “normal”.

Sorry, all of this is just Pulp Fiction!

::d&r::

I don’t want to rain on anyone’s OJ parade, but don’t you think that extra pulp just means that their straining methods are just a little different than the regular pulp. I don’t think they are exporting pulp from other oranges to your carton. Do you?

here is a link:

http://members.aol.com/citrusweb/oj_story.html

But it’s way more fun, and much more in the spirit of the SDMB, to creat a conspiracy theory where there wasn’t one before, don’t you think? :smiley:

MMM I just love it when I have to CHEW my OJ.

Ick! NOT! You guys are freaks. No pulp!

I agree with Rasa… FREAKS ALL YALL!!

Why would I want my OJ mucked up with so much lint?!?!

I mean… did you not see the link?? Pulp is a BY-PRODUCT people… made into CATTLE feed! You dont want to drink BY-PRODUCT do you???

I’ll take my by-products and like em thank you very much.

Orange juice with pulp always makes me think of what it might be like if I decided to drink a large glass of Sea Monkeys.
Blech.

Rose

Pulp is great, but extra pulp? No thank you.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That, Blu, is a great way to describe it!

I don’t know if this was the work of a tricky trapped air bubble, but I’ve actually been served an OJ where the straw was standing up in it, …, at an angle. Was incredible, and no, no glass contact at all!!! I was truely amazed, with hind-sight, I now wish I had recorded the moment photographically, you know, to show the grand-kids who thinks OJ comes in a pill, along with the rest of your breakfast.

I love pulp, so long as my milk doesn’t come that way.

Dynosaur…you’re so weird…but I love you anyway, you being my slave and everything.

What’s so bad about extra pulp? I think the pulp is rather good, but only in freshly squeezed orange juice.

Ah, what more can one ask for, than to be loved by Welfy?

And, like I said, I don’t mind pulp in OJ. I rather prefer it that way. However, the ‘extra’ pulp concerns me. Is it mundane and pointless? Certainly. Will it stop me from drinking extra-pulpy orange juice? Probably not. But I still want to know.

 Well, I prefer no-pulp juice, but if you hate by-products, I assume you NEVER eat hot dogs....

Exactly how pulpy is this orange juice? Is it still a liquid or does it come out of the container in a piece? If the latter, I think perhaps you should check the expiration date.

Ick, pulp or no pulp, I wouldn’t know. I don’t even drink orange juice anymore.

Ewww, I hate pulp. I don’t want floaties in anything else, why would I want it in my OJ?