I realize I’m new enough here that no one knows my background, so I’ll elaborate a bit first (I hope this is the appropriate forum for all this, anyway). I just graduated from university in Canada last summer with my two brand-spanking new useless degrees, a Bachelor’s of Arts in English Literature, and a Bachelor’s of Fine Arts in Printmaking.
Since then, I’ve been rather at a loss in regards to what to do with myself. I’m very lucky in that I married a wonderful woman who I met at university, and even luckier that she:
a) Found out what she wanted to do with her art degree a year before I graduated,
b) Worked her butt off at it during said year, and
c) Thus paid our way back to Ireland, where she also happens to be a citizen.
Dang, that really is lucky. Thanks, love!
But anyway, since we’ve been in Ireland, I’ve been working at a pretty low-end job in a Patent Agent’s to contribute my share of things. The thing is, I kind of hate that job. It might not be so bad if it weren’t for the fact that my boss is a miserable so-and-so, but the work itself is pretty blah too. The salary is ok, but I can’t help but feel I’m paying for it with my immortal soul. You know, that kind of job. I know that I could be doing so much more… but what, but what?
My parents always jibed me as a kid that I would make a great lawyer, because I had an annoying habit of pointing out finer points of things, like pointing out that a vague promise of a treat ‘if I was good’ was a verbal contract from my perspective, and that if my behaviour could not be classified as ‘bad’ per se, therefore, by definition, I should be rewarded appropriately. Yes, I was an odd kid.
I’d always dismissed the idea of actually practising law, though, and moved on to other things. Now, having worked in a legal office and having seen it all in action, I realized that heck yes I would make a great lawyer!
So I looked into the requirements for Ireland, which I’ll outline briefly here, since I’m not sure if there are any Irish legal dopers about. Basically, the legal profession is broadly divided into barristers and solicitors, much like the UK, Canada, etc. Barristers are the ones that represent clients before a court. That’s not for me though. It might be fun for a while going up and presenting a case, but long-term it would be stress city for me. But now Solicitor, that sounds interesting. Give considered legal advice for a modest fee? Sounds like fun, where do I sign up?
Apparently, that would be here.
It looks pretty do-able, too. First you take a preliminary test on English ability, general knowledge and the Irish political system. Then, a test on the Irish language and another on Irish law. After that you take an apprenticeship for a year with an Irish law firm, a few more various courses and tests, and voilá! Solicitor.
Obviously it’s not going to be easy, but I’ve got a few advantages, too. First, I have two degrees, one in literature. And they are willing to waive the first round of tests for such degree holders (subject to scrutiny for a foreign degree, though). Second, learning Irish. The thing is, I really love languages. I used to bore all my friends with linguistics-speak, and the past two summers I threw myself into learning French and Spanish just so I could read some books without worrying about crummy translations (ok, so my composition skills are still not great, but my comprehension is good enough for Proust and Borges).
Third, I have to learn the law. That’s a lot, but I have a good head for trivia, and legalese doesn’t really faze me. So that just leaves finding a place to apprentice.
Now, I have no idea how this works. Do I just call up some law firms and ask them? Do I wait until I get my scores for the tests and shop those around? I would ask my boss, but she’s not likely to be much help. She’d be really peeved to see me go, and she’s not really a solicitor or anything anyway (Patent Agent is a totally separate legal qualification in Ireland, mostly concerned with the filing of applications and such).
So I know that things are totally different in the U.S., but the U.K. has a similar system, doesn’t it? But yeah, if anyone has any advice it would be most welcome. I really think I can do this, and I think it’s something I would enjoy and be good at. And I’d finally be able to pay back my wonderful wife for all she’s done with a vacation home in Nice!