…which is why I haven’t been seen around these parts in a couple of months…
…and words cannot begin to express how much I hate this process.
Or rather, they can, but only if one is willing to put more time into trying to find words than I am. I spend all day trying to find the right words to explain the linked diagram theorem to someone who doesn’t know what a diagram is; I’m not willing to spend all night trying to explain
\begin{equation}
g8rguy+writing+dissertation=(deep and abiding loathing)[sup]infinity+1[/sup],
\end{equation}
even to a crowd as bright as y’all Dopers.
I think the entire problem is that stupid Word is completely and utterly incapable of dealing with complicated equations, so like a good little nerd, I’m using LaTex [sup]1[/sup]. Of course, the template is known to be full of bugs, and the little old ladies who devote their lives to making sure that each and every dissertation meets the University of Florida’s exacting standards of ugliness take special pleasure in refusing to accept dissertations because “equation 8.27 on page 125 is 1 mm too far above the following line of text.” I’ve no doubt we shall come to them presently, but as I don’t as of yet have a product to give them, they’ve yet to have the opportunity to send it back covered with red ink. But blithely ignoring the fact that I’ll be spending 8 months of my life correcting little formatting issues because the bloody LaTex template sucks ass, I’m using it anyway.
Which is a pity, really, because LaTex is a tool of the devil. How the hell am I supposed to debug “n_1(\mathbf{x}_1,\mathbf{x}1’) = \sum{pq} \left\langle\Phi_0\left|a_p^{\dagger}a_q\right|\Phi_0 right\rangle \varphi_p^{\star}(\mathbf{x}_1)\varphi_q(\mathbf{x}_1’)” when the error message is so freaking useless? (Hint to LaTex: it’s not that I’ve got an extra \left delimiter, it’s that I forgot the damned \ before one of the right delimiters. At least I recognize this error message by now. Which is a far cry from all the others that I get on a distressingly regular basis.)
When I tried to log in at 9:00 this morning (this would be pre-caffeine), I typed \begin{equation} for my username.
And we’ll not even begin to discuss the joys of attempting to generate plots with, say, Excel, because that’s what you were sent, which are then to be subsequently enclosed in the dissertation.
I’ve been here for 4 1/2 years now. I shall be here for another 4 1/2 writing, at this rate. Plus 8 months correcting formatting issues, of course, which is actually looking pretty trivial by comparison.
Dissertations are evil.
[sup]1[/sup] Which brings up another problem: you try searching the web for help with LaTex and contractions and see if you have the patience to sort through fetish sites!