Well…you can always go for the traditional…
Make it a rule that everyone must wear clean underwear. To make sure this rule is being complied with, everyone must wear their underwear on the outside.
Excellent. Now he needs a new employee name tag.
Matter of fact, they all do. Go down to your local engraver’s and get those little plastic pin-backed name tags for everybody. At most retail outfits, they feature the employee’s first name (“Mike,” “Sally,” etc). Give everybody name tags with “Mr” and “Ms” and their actual last name (“Mr Smith,” “Ms Johnson,” etc).
Except “Wiggles.” His tag says “Wiggles.”
(Do you have a budget ceiling for your madness?)
PUL-EEEZE! :rolleyes:
Everybody who is anybody in the Power Madness Industry knows that Silver Metallic Jumpsuits are the only way to go.
Except Krazy Kim, in North Korea. Same old dreary green fatigues. That’s why get gets no respect.
Silver lame’ jumpsuits, Bosda? That’s so 50 years ago. For contemporary Minions of Doom, black is the new black. (In deference to the Evil Overlord list, go for individually tailored outfits that emphasize functionality over style.)
I think the bowl of colourful jellybeans on my desk has been helping things… one of the staff came to me today while I was filling in some sales reports and said “O Wise one, an unworthy beseeches you in your great mercy to part with a most unworthy product which has been on display for all the world to see and has suffered the touching and the fiddling of the commoners. They hope you might see your way to parting with it for a lesser sum of gold in exchange for removing its presence from your realm.”
How could I refuse such an appropriately worded request? I was feeling especially magnanimous today, especially since our full-timer has lent me The Venture Brothers and I was channeling Dr. Orpheus today, so I replied “Tell them that their terms are agreeable, and they may have their Electronica for a reduced sum!” in my best Dr. Orpheus pronouncement-voice.
I could get used to this. 
Command all your minions that they must dress as The Monarch’s henchmen from The Venture Brothers.
I made this Venture reference without seeing your post above. Eerie!
I thought about assigning them numbers, as The Monarch does, but the thing is, The Monarch isn’t a very good supervillain. I don’t want to be drawing my inspiration from people who leave their Secret Lair/Flying Cocoon in the middle of the Grand Canyon where everyone can see it. 
These are Australians he is in charge of! There are about 2 Aussies per 1000 that don’t have either a nickname or some weird shortening of their name.
Giving an Aussie a nickname is a reward!