Thanks Lola. I may never be the same :eek: 
With Michael’s penchant for plastic surgery, he probably had his william enlarged and equipped with a vibrator. I’m not proud to call him a Hoosier.
Lisa Marie about her ex-husband’s sexual performance: “You know he’s bad, he’s bad, you know it!”.
No, I think Michael’s theme for sex is probably “Beat It”…
BTW, Debbie Rowe also said she did the deed with him.
vomits
However, Debbie Rowe told her father that their child(ren?) was conceived by artificial insemination.
I don’t know what’s so Ewww about this. I’d schtup Ms. Presley any time.
You know, I was okay till you people made me visualize a nekkid, rampant Michael. Now I’m going down to the store to buy some brain bleach. Ack! I just made myself wonder if a certain part of his is all bleach-ety too. Help! My poor little brain…
Maybe she dressed up like a cub scout…naw…I still don’t buy it.
I hear fat people and ugly people have been having sex too! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Purd, you mean everything American advertisers have been telling me is wrong? I don’t think I can live knowing that commercials have been lying to me!
EEEEWWWWWW!! EEEEWWWWW!! You people are sick!!! Although, Michael does have a frellin’ mountain of cash man. A few million dollars can make anyone happy for the rest of their lives. Don’t even try to dispute that fact. Be honest!!
So you don’t want him having sex with underage boys, and you don’t want him having sex with adult women…c’mon, folks! The man’s gotsta get some lovin’ from somewhere!
Um, ReallDoll to the Rescue…or something…
What gives me the willies is the thought of him passing on his genes to future generations.
and you know what
Nic Cage got sloppy seconds.
Just thinking about it makes me want therapy
Hell, for a couple o’ million, I’d schtup Mr. Jackson.
Of course, I’m a little old for him, I think.
Hmm. I had always thought the marriage between the daughter of the King of Rock and Roll and the King of Pop was a sham.
Eww.
EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!
“Who’s your Daddy?! WHO’S YOUR DADDY???”
EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!
“ELVIS!!!”
Or sloppy thirds… That was Lisa Marie’s second marriage.
In any case, now I wonder… she had two kids from her first marriage… what happened to them while Lisa Marie was married to MJ? Did they visit Neverland? Did they stay with the dad?
EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!