So pointless it's funny.........

How dooooooo…
Welcome to my shop
Let me cut your mop
Let me shave your crop
Daintily, daintily
Heyyyyyy…
Don’t look so perplexed
Why must you be vexed
Can’t you see you’re next?
Yes, you’re next, you’re so next.
How about a nice close shave, teach your whiskers to behave,
Lots of lather, lots of soap, please hold still don’t be a dope,
Now you’re ready for the scraping, it’s no use to try escaping,
Yell and scream and rant and rave, it’s no use, you need a shaaave…
There, you’re nice and clean, although your face looks like it might have gone through a machine…

Bugs is just too cool. Or I’m bored. I can’t decide which.

That “yes, you’re next! Youuuu’re so next!” is a fave line in our house :slight_smile:

surreptitiously opens up a certain controversial program

It’s threads like this that make me risk the wrath of RIAA…

jayjay

Bugs ain’t never pointless, man. Bugs is the cornerstone of our media-based civilisation. Should be on the curriculum of every school in the world.

I love Bugs. Bugs is a god. Hail Bugs!

An’ it’s real late at night for me. Been pasting photocopied sheets of an old, rare newspaper onto backing board. For 4.5 hours. Can paste fumes affect the brain?

God, did I really post that? :wink:

Truly, that was Bugs’ greatest song. And I’m so pathetic I have it memorized.

Methinks I need to get out more.

I think that I have been on another planet. Or something.

What is “Bugs”? A movie? A book?

I think I may need to get out just a little more.:smiley:

<bosda sings opera>Kill da Wabbit! Kill da Wabbit!</bosda sings opera> :smiley: :smiley:

It’s from the Chuck Jones cartoon The Rabbit of Seville, one of the great Bugs Bunny cartoons. So is What’s Opera, Doc?, another Jones cartoon cited in this thread.

Was the great Bugs singing as “The Barber of Seville” or “Sweeny Todd”? I can picture the opus in my mind’s eye, but can’t quite complete the recollection …

Gasp! cheezit! You are not aware of the great Bug’s works! Hasten thee to a Warner Brother’s cartoon marathon quickly!

Ah, my question already answered. Thank you, kind sir.

I was just thinking of Bugs Bunny songs about a half hour ago, and I then I see this thread. What got me started was thinking of today’s date, April 30, and that tomorrow must be May 1st, because…

Thirty days has September
April, June, and Montana
All the others have cold weather
Except in the summer time which isn’t often…

[sup]I know you people have heard that song…right???[/sup]