I know we all get these but this one is funny in its ridiculousness so I thought I’d share. Something tells me this guy is new at this. I mean, doesn’t everyone in the world know that Nigeria+email=scam by now? And the Nigerian’s name is Elvis, that’s rich.
*"Dear Mr. Don’t fight the hypothetical,
I am Mr Adekunle Elvis. a computer scientist working with central bank of Nigeria.I am 25 years old, just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and but the fund was not released to you.
The most annoying thing is that they won’t tell you the truth that on no account will they ever release the fund to you, instead they allow you spend money unnecessarily,I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can certify me of my security.
I needed to do this because you need to know the statues of your Funds and cause for the delay,Please this is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria, you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian. The only thing needed to release this fund is
the Anti drug/terrorist clearance certificate which will be tendered to any of your nominated bank and the INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE(IRS)for clearance of the transfered amount in your account. Once the Anti drug /terrorist clearance certificate is obtained funds will immediately reflect in your bank within 10 Minutes,the certificate is all that is needed to complete
this transaction. Note that the actual funds is valued at $15.5 MILLION USD and the president made a compensation fund release for all unpaid beneficiary valued at $10 million usd. Listed below are the mafia’s and banks behind the non release of your funds that i managed to sneak out for your kind persual.
1)Prof. Charles Soludo
2)Chief Joseph Sanusi
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25)ECO Bank
26)Credit Bank
Do get in touch with me immediately with my direct number +234-703-1814796 to conclude this final transaction immediately,and also send to me your convenient tel/fax numbers for easy communications
Regards,
Mr Adekunle Elvis"*