And we come to the section about Funereal Plans.
Personally, what I want done with my body after I’ve checked out, I’m not sure is legal. I want a funereal pyre. *I am not kidding. *
**1. **Does anyone know/have any connections with the mortuary business or knows a fireman.
I personally think I (my survivors) should be able to pull a burning permit, douse my dead body with an accelerant, plop me up on the pile of wood and crappy furniture I want to throw out during my life but just couldn’t bear too, and strike a zippo. I mean, within an hour, two on the outside, I would be toast. Friends and family could sing songs, roast marshmellows and hang out while I join the choir above.
Oh, I want this done on my property, since we live in the sticks. And have my ashes scattered here too. I refuse to have my hard earned life insurance money go towards a burial plot.
My husband thinks I am very weird.
2. What are your funeral plans?