I’d be shocked if a sleeping bird wouldn’t wake up while being disturbed like that. I mean, being scooped up and bagged wouldn’t really be a gentle process, I’d think. Maybe it really was dead.
Oh, there’s a happy thought. I think I’ll cling to that. 
It was pining for the fjords.
I was thinking the same thing as Ferret Herder, but I still laughed at Turek’s post!
And yeah, I would have liked some more CSI lab work, but what can you do?
In an odd coincidence, I ran across this post when randomly surfing through “gross story” threads earlier. (Oh what, like you never get bored on a Saturday afternoon?)
Perhaps this sort of thing is more common than you would think. It is definitely more common than I would think.
And look at the name of the person that posted it! :eek:
It is, isn’t it? It has so many uses.
“Don’t date him, he’s a slithering crotch terror.”
“I just released the largest slithering crotch terror in the bathroom.”
Actual sleeping and napping birds wake up pretty easy. They often open one eye and try to decide if they really want to keep napping, and would object to being touched. Rest easy.
Did I miss a subject transition in the thread?
Look above for “freeze-dried hummingbird.”
Ah … 
Oh… You know it was only AFTER seeing the pics that I realised Mrs. Cinnamon wasn’t sticking homemade bombs up her vag. I was wondering how effective bombs would be against some dude … Oh no wait… Yeah ok it would be very effective. I reckon the first pic was the grossest, what was that yellow stuff? please don’t tell me it was sperm or something… (Retches) man it looked like jelly or something but the (blood clot)? I think it was a blood clot … made it kind of look like it had a head… and the head had a brain. filled with gooey Jell O. OKkkkk thats enough crazy talk from me. If you managed to read to here… Congratulations, message me your address and credit card details and social security number and all your passwords for everything and i will hook you up with a cookie for 5cents. Also I know this real cool nigerian dude whos like a prince and stuff, he can hook you up with like 2 million bucks for 5 minutes of your time.
Welcome to the SDMB, KevinShi. We take spammers seriously around here and nuke 'em on sight – so this is not a good joke to be making.
Whoops, I thought he was spam…my bad.
hehe ok note to self no more nigerian prince jokes…
There is no way I can explain any of the several reasons why I’m laughing, to the people in my office.