I’ll tell you what. If I win tonight’s Powerball (113.6 mil cash option), I’ll give it a whirl and report back on whether or not it was worth the $5k.
But you’ll be able to afford the Playboy that she’s going to be in.
She wants to be a singer and at least has good taste in the musicians she admires. I was surprised to hear she can at least carry a tune. Not too badly, either…certainly better than I would have expected.
I agree she’s fairly pretty but not really all that (don’t like the lip-pursing in an attempt to make her lips look fuller), and she’s had more of a street life (drugs, homelessness, etc.) than I would have expected given the type of agency she worked for.
But in this day and age, who knows? She has looks and a modicum of talent…certainly more than Monica Lewinsky had and even she managed to parlay a few bucks and some sort of accessory line out of her notoriety. So this could perhaps be her big break and maybe we’ll see her on Oprah in two or three years getting applause for overcoming her past and building a successful career in show biz.
Actually, I feel kind of sorry for her.
You’re a mensch. 
She’s a beautiful woman.
But for $5K, she’d better bring her college twin friends Amy and Amelia, a Twister set, four gallons of Mazola, spend the entire night, and do my taxes the next morning.
I mean, you’d think a guy with Spitzer’s power could pick up chicks if he wanted. A couple of drinks isn’t going to cost you five big ones.
She’s a lot hotter than I would expect a prostitute to be. I don’t know anything about that stuff, though. I guess if $5000 were like a cup of pennies to me, and if I were inclined to solicit prostitutes, I wouldn’t feel ripped off. Those are two pretty big ifs, though. I think the key factor in making it so expensive is that you could actually use her as a legitimate escort later (earlier?) and people would think “Wow, that dude’s got a really hot girlfriend”, not “Wow, that dude’s hanging out with an expensive prostitute”. Not that that’s much help for a married high-visibility politician, but for a bachelor with a lot of money, hell, why not?
Or, what he said.
Details?
Wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Giving my clothes away. Shooting my dog…
Yeah, she’s not too bad at all. For $5000, she’s presumably a tiger in bed too. 
OTOH, her one and only blog entry is about the Law of Attraction. I couldn’t pay more than $4500 for a Law of Attraction girl.
That’s just what I was thinking. For $5K, I would assume she’s very … skilled.
I was thinking paint and reshingle my house.
I believe she may be in page 7. you just do see the goodies for free
Honey, there is NO skill worth $5k an hour. :o (obligatory blowjob smiley)
God fucking dammit. That’s my sister.
Congratulations, you caused me to honest to god spew sandwich crumbs all over my keyboard. Well done, sir.
Come now. One must have some moral center.
And to the OP, I’m reminded of the words of that Roman poet, Titus Pullo:
“The girl better fuck him like Helen of Troy with her ass on fire or I’ll know the reason why.”
It’s been said elsewhere, that when you are rich and powerful, you don’t pay for the sex, you pay for the sex to go away.
From someone who knows:
From Maureen Dowd
This is a great opportunity for the clients now to compare notes. “Damn, that was Shelly and I paid $5,000 for her! I want a rebate!”
Really? I woulda picked store credit, myself.
Maybe you missed the notice on the doors, but that store is shut.