Top Ten Physical Acts that Gov Spitzer would pay $5000 for 4 hrs worth

In My Humble Opinion
1

Help me out here.

Things that you could get reasonably attractive constituents to do for free and perhaps with enthusiasm would be unlikely nominations to the list, right?

OK, keeping in mind that his constituents include denizens of New York City… so we want things that are sufficiently debasing and universall appalling and unappealing, to the point that you could not find a large contingent of New Yorkers, probably with their own club and favorite bar if not an entire part of town devoted to the practice…
I sure am drawing a blank.

2

You forgot “in a hopefully at least moderately anonymous manner”. Otherwise? I’m with you.

3

Being easily distractible I think I could only sustain continued interest in about $ 500 worth of ultimate prurience. After that I’d want to be eating Chinese takeout and drinking gin and tonics while she did card tricks, danced the robot, and told me ghost stories. I also want some ice cream somewhere in the mix.

Even with all that I think I’d be ready for nappies after about $ 1,000 worth.

4

I heard it was just a hand-job, but he’s terribly sloooooooooow. His previous ‘date’ suffered irreversible repetitive stress, and the poor girls don’t get health care.

And the tip was included.

5

Fleiss says he was probably asking for unprotected anal.

6

As in the hooker does him with a fluorescent ribbed strap-on named Anus Khan, or he wanted to do her?

7

Two girls pluck all his body hairs, while two more piss on a hand-painted portrait of Rudy Guiliani.

Three consecutive girls receive his manly emanations, to later spit over the spectators’ rail into the New York Stock Exchange.

8

Ding Ding Ding

We have a WINNER!

9

Forgive my density, but I’m not quite getting what you’re asking/saying here.

10

I figured it was some kind of bdsm and/or role-play thing. Or something involving bodily functions of the kind usually performed in a bathroom.

11

No – he’s a politician. It involved an exact replica of the Oval Office in the White House, and the hooker playing the part of an enthusiastic young intern – while another was on the phone pretending to be the President of Russia.

12
  1. Blow job.
  2. Blow job.
  3. Blow job.
  4. Blow job.
  5. Blow job.
  6. Blow job.
  7. Blow job.
  8. Blow job.
  9. Blow job.
  10. Windows. (Nobody likes cleaning windows!)
13

Clean out my basement.
Naked.

Regards,
Shodan

14

I’m not sure what the OPs getting at either. Though the title would make a great Top Ten list on Letterman.

15

I think it’s something like “WTF kind of sexual activity costs $1250/hr that you couldn’t get cheap or free, particularly in New York City?”

16

According to an NPR news story, the dollies were mules in a money-laundering scheme. Spitzer first attracted official attention because of “structuring.” Spitzer moved $80K in sizable chunks, all to one place.

I’m not saying he didn’t get some fancy screwing in those meetings, but the authorities didn’t nail him just for hiring a call girl.

17

not bad…

18

This would be my guess on what an itemized invoice might look like:

$100: totally generic sex
$900: Not telling Silda Wall Spitzer
$1000: Not telling the New York Times
$1000: Not telling the New York Post
$1000: Not telling CNN
$1000: Not telling FoxNews

19

See what happens when you ignore MSNBC?

I was thinking he could maybe get that forehead of his powdered. That thing could land airplanes in a blackout.

20

I’m guessing the biggest thrill was him getting to feel like a big shot who only goes for the “best” escorts.