You pay for them to scream when you are in the room and silent outside of the room.
Personally, I think he watched Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back one too many times:
Either that or unprotected anal.
I think this is the winner. The quiet satisfaction of knowing that you’re the kind of guy who can appreciate and afford the finest things in life. Because a $5000 whore is by definition ten times classier than a $500 whore, right?
Re the claim of the girls being professional models in their day jobs. Are models really that amazing in bed? In most of the “reality model” this and that shows they don’t come off as all that bright or sexy/erotic at all. Or is this a different kind of “modeling”?
Hiring a girl to have sex with you: $500
“Around the world”: $1000
While she’s dressed up like the Statue of Liberty: $2000
And having her call you “The Love Gov”: $4000
Not having her talk to the media afterwards: Priceless
My favorite. And BTW, Stephen Colbert called dibs on the phrase “Eliot Mess.”
Time magazine says that Spitzer just last year signed a bill increasing possible jail time for prostitution johns from three months to a year. Oh, the irony…
Let me amend that. The moving cash is what got the attention. Once the feds figured out it was just callgirls, the goal was taking down a Democrat. They pulled the plug on the wiretap, once they got Spitzer.
The interview is with Wayne Barrett, who says the Bush Justice Dept. is prosecuting Democrats, nearly six-to-one.
I believe he wanted unprotected oral with happy ending/consumption.
I’m no madam, but I have to go with Fleiss on this one.
Two girls, one vote.
Q: Don’t his eyes always look like they were mascara’d up like a ‘Ten Commandments’ extra from Pharaoh’s court?
Maybe he went old-testament on their asses… :eek:
Did he ask if she Spitzer swallows?
The actual prostitute: Not so much.
The costumes and makeup needed to make her look like his enemies, before “commencing to buggery”: The lion’s share.
Chalk one up for Ignatz!
Well I hope so! If it didn’t include the “tip”, then he got “shafted”.
CMC +fnord!
Who would pay for a hand-job that doesn’t include the “tip”? No “tip”, no “tip”.
For $1250 an hour, she better gargle.
Regards,
Shodan
What Fleiss said, plus silence about all the cocaine.