I think this concludes my reading about this affair, but I learned the following today:
Since this scandal broke, she may have made more than $1 million from downloads of one of her songs. (“Congratulations! You’re out of prostitution and into the music business!”) And a magazine discovered records saying she’s actually 32, not 22 as was claimed/reported. (Doesn’t Spitzer feel stupid.) And Hustler and Penthouse both want her to pose nude.
[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth]
Breathlessly following this, I have to ask: Where are the nude pics?
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Well, on the cover of yesterday’s New York Post, for one.
[QUOTE=Patty O’Furniture]
For me, the value/hotness curve is asymptotic and levels off somewhere around $300. People just don’t get more attractive than that.
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No, but they do get more creative. And limber.
[QUOTE=Orual]
That’s just what I was thinking. For $5K, I would assume she’s very … skilled.
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Oh, yeah, “she could do shunts and double shunts and tricks unknown to common cunts.”
[QUOTE=Starving Artist]
Surely I’m not the only one wondering how you would come to think of a scenario such as this. 
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If you hadn’t of asked I was going to. The barking like a dog thing, well, everyone’s done that, but I don’t get the thrill of the coffee up the ass bit. Iced or Mcdonald’s old lady burn your britches off hot?
[QUOTE=Jeeves]
For 5 grand, my house better be SPOTLESS when she leaves!
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Buddy, if your house ain’t a mess by the time she leaves then you aren’t doing it right or getting your money’s worth! 
Frankly, you can get the equivalent looking girl at the $300 mark in Dubai. If you go to Hong Kong / Macau for the same $300 you get a goddess that will do things to you that you could scarcely imagine, unless you’re Starving Artist, of course. Such things that if wives regularly did even half of it the divorce rate would drop to near zero.*
*or so I’ve been informed by more worldly people. Did I mention that I’m moving to Hong Kong? No? Well then forget I mentioned it.
[QUOTE=Uzi]
ISuch things that if wives regularly did even half of it the divorce rate would drop to near zero.*
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Surely you have heard the joke about why new wives smile in their wedding pictures.
[QUOTE=KlondikeGeoff]
Oh, yeah, “she could do shunts and double shunts and tricks unknown to common cunts.”
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I’ve personally witnessed cunts that have shot out darts and popped a balloon I was holding over my head. Cunts that could open beer bottles. Cunts that had razor blades on a string pulled out of them. Cunts that could smoke. Cunts that could write theit name with a paint brush stuck up it. And many more. Granted, these probably are not common, but could she do any of that? 
[QUOTE=Siam Sam]
I’ve personally witnessed cunts that have shot out darts and popped a balloon I was holding over my head. Cunts that could open beer bottles. Cunts that had razor blades on a string pulled out of them. Cunts that could smoke. Cunts that could write theit name with a paint brush stuck up it. And many more. Granted, these probably are not common, but could she do any of that?
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Remind me to look you up if I ever get to Bangkok.
[QUOTE=Uzi]
Remind me to look you up if I ever get to Bangkok.
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The don’t call it Bang Kok for nuthin’.
[QUOTE=Koxinga]
And to the OP, I’m reminded of the words of that Roman poet, Titus Pullo:
“The girl better fuck him like Helen of Troy with her ass on fire or I’ll know the reason why.”
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To be fair to Titus Pullo, it sounded better in Latin.
This reminds of the “do people really spend $2k on the HBO Cathouse girls?” thread. Apparently, people are willing to pay ridiculous sums for prostitutes. I guess they just have no idea where to go and don’t feel like spending a lot of time doing the research…
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant]
Surely you have heard the joke about why new wives smile in their wedding pictures.
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Um, no. Pray tell, why?
[QUOTE=Argent Towers]
…he also exudes the kind of confidence and power that tends to exert a more powerful draw on women more than looks anyway.
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Translation: he looks like he’d eat your liver with fava beans if you got in his way.
[QUOTE=Sunrazor]
Um, no. Pray tell, why?
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They know they have performed fellatio for the last time.
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant]
They know they have performed fellatio for the last time.
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And, so the joke goes, the groom is smiling because he got the best blowjob of his life the night before.