So this woman with unbelievable cleavage was sitting next to me on the J train…

[Acid_Lamp]

I’m disappointed in you Dope. We can do better than “fat brigade”. Blubber brigade is alliterative at at least.

[MsWhatsit]

Beluga brigade. You have that repeated “g” sound in there. Adds comedy.

[alice_in_wonderland]

@pseudotriton_ruber_ruber

She wasn’t a slender woman. I didn’t say she could have worked in a strip club, just that I’ve never seen that type of plunging neckline outside of one.

Just as an FYI, this woman probably has similar measurements to those that you indicated in your OP.

http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-2496-body-shape.htm#img

This woman has more of the ‘stripper boobs’ type look - that is, slim body, big boobs. Her bra would be more like a 32G.

http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-2235-body-shape.htm#img

Feel free to revisit your original estimate if necessary.

(Just fighting ignorance here folks).

[pseudotriton_ruber_ruber]

@alice_in_wonderland

Just as an FYI, this woman probably has similar measurements to those that you indicated in your OP.

http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-2496-body-shape.htm#img

This woman has more of the ‘stripper boobs’ type look - that is, slim body, big boobs. Her bra would be more like a 32G.

http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-2235-body-shape.htm#img

Feel free to revisit your original estimate if necessary.

(Just fighting ignorance here folks).

Much closer to the first photo than the second.