The Stripsearch Agency.
Testicle Search, Anyone?
Titty Sweep Administration
Touch Someone’s Ass
Tickle Someone’s Areolas
OMG!! These are awesome!!! Completely appropriate!! I am so glad to see I am not the only one sick of the TSA, obama nazi-style take over!!
Trained
Sexual
Assult
The Stupid Authorities.
Take Scissors Away.
Touching, Squeezing, Arresting
Tired Streaking Alone
My buddy, Pat McGroin, who just started working for the TSA, says that they don’t appreciate all the sarcasm.
Well there’s a shocker. I’m sure most of them are just doing a job and most of them probably loathe performing these new procedures as much as the travelers dislike having them performed upon them, a few power-tripping dickheads or masturbatory voyeurs aside.
But people are frustrated, these procedures are silly, embarrassing, don’t work, lines are long…and the only people visible to the traveling public that they can take their scorn and frustrations out on are the TSA employees. The whole situation sucks for pretty much everybody.
Uhm…I think you missed something here.
I’m all for the TSA doing their job, but I’ll draw the line letting them do that.
Those Swooooooshing Audibly
Same thing with my cousin, Dave “Coppa” Feel.
Indeed I did!
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