So we need a name for our backyard feeding area.

In My Humble Opinion
1

As I’ve mentioned before, our backyard is filled with animals that expect us to feed them. The current count is:

22 ducks
3 Racoons
Lots of squirrels (I’ve seen up to 8 at a time)
And many birds.

Now, we’ve grown to adore our little neighbors, and I was thinking it would be rather fun to put up a sign in one of our windows. Something like:

So, what can we name it? The _____ Cafe? _____ Restaurant? Any suggestions?

2

NoPreda? as in No predator.

3

That name is a bit decieving, as we still have some trouble keeping away the neighbor’s cats. Also, although she’d never hurt them, my dog has decided that she wants to play tag.

4

“Hello Ranch” which sounds friendly and can be said as “Hell-Hole Ranch” when you are feeling crabby.

5

How about “Somewhere in Thyme Delicatessen”

or

Ranch De Vermin

6

Happy Trails

Edge of the Woods Catering