So what are the first thirty-three rules?

Factual Questions
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Jurisimprudence

Example: Sally Struthers Law and Philanthropists Corollary.

*Sally Struthers’ Law:
Anyone who disregards an issue or her opponent’s opinion about an issue as irrelevant because said issue is not as significant as saving the starving children shall not only lose the argument, but recieve an all-expenses-paid trip to the nearest third-world country, and a complementary fruit basket.

Philanthropist’s Corollary:
Anyone who mocks his opponent in an argument for spending time arguing on the Internet instead of “making the world a better place” shall be forced to submit a cross-referenced list of all the good deeds he has done on that particular day. Then, no matter what said list contains, he shall be smacked upside the head, because even if he is the modern-day equivalent of Mother Theresa, he is still a big fat hypocrite.*

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Rule number one: Don’t stick your dick in the crazy.

What???

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Make that Rules # 1 through 33 and I think we have ourselves an answer to the OP. . .

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Twenty-three posts, and no one has mentioned:

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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Dammit freckafree, you beat me to the punchline. :slight_smile:

(I couldn’t believe that no one had mentioned those undisputable rules either)

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If you can even begin to scroll down that list, you must be 14 years old.

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Most old (internet) farts don’t get 4chan, it’s okay.