“Me-Tee-Or shit!”
Credit goes to beowulff for the suggestion. I just provided a picture.
It would be funny if you did this and it was just animal poo.
Like they did at my son’s daycare, when they put all the monarch butterfly chrysalises from the milkweeds outside in an aquarium, so the kids could witness the beautiful miracle of dozens of tiny wasps hatching from each (parasitized) one?
The Circle of Life!
The circle of oblivious children and shrieking teachers…
“And so the endless cycle of life comes to an end - meaningless and grim. Why did they live and why did they die? No reason. . . . For in the end, nature is horrific and teaches us nothing.”
-Futurama.
“Let’s give it to Mikey, he’ll eat anything!”