I am sure Buckingham Palace is writing your invitation to the Royal Wedding as you read this, and was wondering what appropriate gift you intend to buy for them?
I think you can never go wrong with a Walmart gift card.
I was thinking of a set of DVDs and an iPod.
His and Her Ped-eggs.
Wait, can I change mine to Chia Obama?
A good ice cream scoop. Everyone could use one of those …
Ireland. Has it been done before?
I plan to give them something they will desperately need.
Privacy.
A pickle fork.
A pair of baby booties. Get crackin’, kids!
Funny you should mention it. In anticipation of answering my door and seeing the footman bearing my invitation, I was about to toddle on down to Target and see if they’re registered.
Doesn’t every newly wedded couple need a pair of matching bunny slippers?
Spencer Gifts has a lovely gingerbread pornament they can hang on the tree for their first Christmas together.
A virginity repair kit 
The porn DVD version of their relationship: Big Prince Willie in A Right Royal Orgy
A boozy Parisian chauffeur.
A princes phone.
Zombie Oliver Cromwell.
Call of Duty 4.
A Whirley-Pop! I’m sure they need one. Everyone does.
Genetic diversity
I’m going to give them New Jersey.