You look at me like I do this every day. Yes our boss isn’t here, but fuck you, I was in at 7:15 this morning finishing your project that you think you are to damn good to do. You are the most unwilling, uncooperative employee that I have ever met. Who cares if folding and stuffing envelopes for a whole week isn’t in our job requirements. Is this beneath your precious ass? You do it, and you do it because your boss asked you to. You fucking bitch, you made me do it, claiming you had to answer your emails that have been sitting for a whole week.
I hate that they moved your twenty three year old punker wannabe ass next to me. It is bad enough that we are on the same team, but they had to put you right next to me. If I have to hear Radiohead one more fucking time I am going to go completely insane. And you fucking smell like the whole damn store of Bath and Body Works. Fuck that shit gives me a headache.
You have been on the personal phone calls all day, and you give me a dirty look because I took a long lunch. heh
I don’t usually take long lunches, but since I came in early, I thought it would be a great opportunity for me to get my nails done. You wouldn’t know that I came in early, because you can’t even make it to work on time. I really am beginning to not like you at all. You are very intelligent, but sometimes I think you think you are better than me because you have been here a year longer than I have. Girlfriend you are not. So keep your dirty looks to yourself.
If you want to talk about taking advantage, I would love to sit down with you and point a few things out. Don’t give me this shit about “wouldn’t [boss’s name] love to know that you got your nails done on your lunch break”. Whoa, you got me there babe! Ooooh I’m shaking. Just shut the fuck up and do something, I mean anything that pertains to work you stupid bitch.