Nevermind what we have done to god. Og, even.
Moi??
case in point – you have 135 posts in that thread, and have not killed it yet
Hey, David B.! The newest thing is the thread I just read about the successful flight of an electrostatic-powered heavier-than-air airplane.
A little less new is that some folks now have little pictures next to their names. I haven’t gotten around to picking one for myself, yet.
Oooh, pictures. I probably won’t get around to that anytime soon. 
Can I help it if everyone just keeps posting after me? Dang, I get blamed for everything around here. Harumph!
9 1/2 years is exactly the amount of time I’ve been at this board, so I hope I didn’t scare you away back then. Anyway, of course thereby you missed the greatest times of the SDMB :D.
ETA: I forgot: Welcome back!
I dunno, it sounds like maybe you missed the greatest times! 
And thanks!
And yet, you’re still a Charter member!
Luckily time away doesn’t subtract from time when I was originally here. 
Hey David B!
<waves>
Hi, David B!
I remember you! Which is infinitely better than dismembering you. Unless you’re into that. I ain’t judging…
Hello, hello, and hello! And yes, Doctor, I’d much rather be remembered than dismembered!