So what's wrong with merlot?

Older vines produce fewer grapes per vine, thus each grape receives a higher concentration of whatever the plant puts into its fruits. The result is supposed to be a more flavorful and complex grape, which then leads to a more flavorful and complex wine. However, there are ways to reduce yield on younger vines as well, so I don’t know how much of the vaunted reputation of old vines is based on objective reality and how much on preception or hype.

I haven’t a clue as to social standards regarding wine – I merely know what I enjoy, what I like extremely well, and what I avoid.

Merlot falls in the last category, for a strange reason. My ex-boss generously gives me a bottle of fairly expensive wine every year or so. One year, he came up with a $35 merlot for Christmas, which Barb and I were very much looking forward to trying.

Opened it. Foxed. Very.

Ever since, when I’ve tried a glass of merlot, the memory of that taste comes back, and I cannot enjoy it.

So I don’t drink merlot.

These’ll be in fashion…

Swill

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Most Pinot Noir I’ve had is crap. Sheer, utter swill.
Same for Pinot Gris (or Grigio). They’re touchy grapes that get buggered up far too often.

Can’t go wrong with a good bottle of Boone’s Farm Blue Hawaiian. Lovely tropical nose, opens with rich coconut, long blue raspberry/Kool-Aid finish. Refreshing fizziness.

Plus, blue wine goes with everything.