I think there are plenty of reasons why intelligent life hasn’t come knocking on our door. I’m sure most of these examples fall into one or another of the above theories, but just in case we’ve missed a few, here’s the short list.
The Greg Bear Hypothesis #2: Intelligent life abhors competition. Start buzzing around in the electromagnetic spectrum and someone will notice, and kill you. We’ve only been prattling on for a century, but the planet-eating singularities may already be on the way.
Non-electromagnetic spectrum communication: The Galaxy Overlords communicate by means other than those which we now suspect. Possibilities might include as-yet undiscovered gravity waves, tachyons, separated particle pairs, etc. We don’t hear them, and they don’t listen for us because we compete with all those loud heavenly bodies.
Faster-than light travel: In two hundred years we’ve gone from nearly undetectable (to our own devices) wooden sailing ships as our fastest means of travel to chemical rockets. Are we so arrogant as to believe that there is no other means of travel yet to be discovered, one for which we are not currently searching? Why should we, as observers, be able to see the aliens flitting about? And why would aliens allow us to see them if the universe is in fact a dangerous place?
Seen 'em, misinterpreted 'em, wrote books about 'em: What would a Bussard Ramjet look like to non-technological humans? A comet? The Star of David? A nova? A warning of the coming plague? Certainly the last explanation a historian would choose while poring over ancient Chinese astronomical observations is an alien spacecraft. So one hasn’t come by in the past 500 years, since we’ve really started looking hard. Well, we are kind of far away from the center of the action.
Who’s the observer, anyway? The aliens have a thriving galactic society, and are careful to allow the Earth Nature Preserve to develop largely on its own (save for the occasional visit by proctologists), to the delight of quintillions. The aliens communicate in the microwave band, so the Solar system is orbited by a cloud of noisemakers which mask the signals at 3-5 deg. K. This has led the so-called “humans” to create elaborate and highly entertaining myths regarding the creation of the universe…
Hydrogen, you fools! It’s plainly obvious that the debris surrounding the life-nourishing suns are not suitable for propagating intelligent life, and contain below-minimal levels of hydrogen needed to form any kind of life at all. Besides, how would intelligent creatures guide the path of their sun through the dangerous starfields?
Get a sense of perspective, Korg: A mere fifty thousand years ago, we did bump shoulders with another intelligent race, H. neandertalis. We forgot about them for 49,800 years. Heck, many of us don’t even know how to use significant figures. Perhaps we should be less confident about our ability to spot intelligence, here on earth as well as elsewhere.
“Pi” is baby-talk: What do you say to a toddler on the subway when he points at you and says, “da da?” All the really swinging aliens know that the hot chat is in the e-multiples.
(And an infinitude of other explanations.)
I can guarantee you one thing. The Critters will be found in a most unexpected way. Why? The chances of finding intelligent life that thinks or acts anywhere near the way we do are far lower than finding intelligent life that does things completely differently.