Who are your noms for either drunk or acting so stupid I couldn’t tell?
Well crap, it ate the rest of my post!
I nominate Joan Rivers. That woman has got be on some serious hallucinogenic drugs and have some very compromising pictures of someone high-up to be able to keep on doing that damned show of hers.
You have a point, liirogue. Her outfit alone proves that pharmaceuticals had to be involved.
I didn’t know Charlize Theron was such a stunning woman. What a gorgeous Christion Dior gown she was wearing, too.
Al Pacino looked like he was half in the bag.
Not that it’s a big surprise, but Jack Nicholson appeared to be a bit toasted (particluarly when he whistled at Diane Keaton and when he was checking out Charlize Theron’s booty as a presenter).
Also, did I miss something or did Sofia Coppola not thank Spike Jonze? (are they still married?)
My first thought upon seeing this title was Sarah Jessica Parker. That girl looked and acted like she was lit. I should know. I look and act the same way when I’m lit… 
Hmmmm… all I know is that at last year’s Oscars, both Nicole Kidman and her sister had eyes (and pupils) as big as dinner plates - if you know what I mean.
They were hugging EVERYONE!
Sofia Coppola & Spike Jonze are getting divorced.
Johnny Depp looked a little buzzed, but I’ve never seen him NOT look that way. His girlfriend is going to get ripped by Joan Rivers on her follow-up fashion bitch show.
Hard to tell whether she was drunk or just in space cadet mode, but Diane Keaton seemed to be out there. And at one point, it sounded like she said “shit” and the bleeper was about half a second late on the button.
I was hoping Nicole would be drunk enough not to notice her breasts were becoming uncovered.
It was the Globes. It would be easier to list who we thought was sober.
That was my first thought when I saw the thread title… Pacino stammered over his acceptance speech, and was silent for a good 5-10 seconds after being distracted by Nicholson laughing at him. He seemed at least somewhat impaired.
From what I saw of Sharon Stone on the carpet, I think she’s scarfing up Percocets like they were M&Ms.
Chrikey!
I can’t believe I missed my own chance to make a remark about Nikki’s golden globes!
She did look a little medicated, but damn she was still the sexiest woman there.
Did anyone else notice how the camera went straight to Catherine Zeta when Michael Douglas was getting ready to give Sharon a hug? I am curious as to whether she did something inappropriate (I hope so, haha).
All of the names listed here always look pretty buzzed to me. I think they have a special awards “goody bag” that includes tranqs for all the potential honorees.