Ooo… it’s my turn, is it? I must have nodded off. Hey, I can’t seem to move my arms and legs. And I’m kinda cold…
I think I need the Special Treatment[sup]TM[/sup]. 
Bubba - Grab me that tube of linament and my step-stool.
Ok Mr. Doggie - I’m going to walk on your back now - you did say you wanted the Special[sup]TM[/sup] treatment.
::Climbs up on step stool and attempts to get on TheLoadedDog’s back::
Bubba - I’m going to need a hand here. Would you just give moronmountain his blasted shirt back - he said he was sorry.
Depends – are we talking about a massage, or a … “massage”?
[sub]Not that I’ve actually experienced one, but I heard the talk, yeah, yeah…[/sub]