A high school friend sent this to me.
She lives in Montana.
There goes my dream of a dental floss ranch.
Love it. I know someone who just moved to Montana over the summer. Gotta Facebook this to him!
One of my college classmates (Carroll College, Helena) was from Syracuse. He once told a bunch of his friends there that the worst thing about going to school in Montana was having to take time out from studying for finals to stand on the stockade wall looking out for an Indian attack. And apparently more than one of them were ready to believe him.
WTF is an Abonimal Snowman?
They look a lot like Italians except they don’t own gold chains.
I love to tell people how horrible it is in Montana so they won’t move there. There’s sooo many people (Californians) moving there, driving up real-estate with their giant homes on the hills. (I just moved from Missoula to Ohio and I miss it already.)
This was hilarious though.
“moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon”… - Zappa
“My hobbies are paying taxes and watching beavers mate. Canada seems like the perfect place for me.” – So You Want to Move to Canada
“What about the guy who was hours away from execution when a DNA test cleared him?”
“Do your lips move when you read? Science cleared that guy. A lawyer put his ass in prison.”
– So You Want to Go to Law School
Thanks for introducing me to this series. They’re pretty funny, if a little long winded.
Sending this to a friend that lives in Montana, that moved there from Arkansas. 