Well. All you need to do is buy an AClockworkMelon Cult Kit for $499.99. But with that kit you get the ability to SELL AClockworkMelon Cult Kits for $499.99 and YOU keep half the revenue of every one you sell! But there’s more! You also get to keep one quarter of the revenue of all AClockworkMelon Cult Kits sold by people who you brought into the system. Then they get to sell Cult Kits and so on.
It’s foolproof!