I used to live in London (and my parents still do).
Livingstone for mayor! (although the Tony Blair party* will no doubt mess up London just to show we shouldn’t have voted for him)
Frank Dobson - have you ever seen him and Tony Blair in the same room? (or perhaps ‘Dobson has his head so far up Blair’s arse that…’*)
Lord Archer - so many rumours, so little time!
An ‘Archer’ is now recognised slang for £2,000. This is because Archer DID NOT pay a prostitute this amount (via his solicitor, in a paper bag, on a railway station).
Lord Archer DID NOT commit insider dealing when recently he bought thousands of shares in a company for a friend, 2 days before a takeover bid made the share price rocket. Yes, his wife was a director of the company, and knew all about the takeover but Lord Archer has denied speaking to his wife about it.
So that’s all right then.
*fill in something vulgar for yourself