What I am pitting here is the idea that Socialism is this evil evil thing and, before I forget, HITLER!!! And don’t you even think to forget about…HITLER!!! Because he’s evil, you know…HITLER!!! As far as JC goes, well he’s not being pitted here, it’s just that it seems to me, based upon his words and his actions, that Jesus was himself a Socialist, just like…HITLER!!! I’d like to add that I’m interpreting “socialism” in a broad sense - I do not care to debate whether he (or He) was a Socialist or not, and also…HITLER!!!I don’t know how many of the good many folks with HITLER!!! fixations happen to be practicing Christians, but I’d hazard to guess that it’s a decent portion. They carry signs and wear shirts with his image…HITLER!!! Well, maybe it’s not HITLER!!!, it’s merely hitler’s mustache, that’s all, placed on someone else’s face. That is one evil mustache…HITLER!!!
I see you figured out what the “H” in “Jesus H. Christ” stands for!
Heilsannah!
Tiberius.
I always thought it was Harold.
Hussein, actually.
You know that plot to put Obama [del]on the throne[/del] in the presidency by having him born in Kenya but sneaking him back into the country and putting fake noticies in the newspapers? Well, lemme tell ya, the plot started long before that…
has only GOT! ONE! BALL!
Himmler has two but they’re quite small.
I Can’t Believe It’s Not HITLER!!!™
Ven der Fuher says “Ve iss der master race!”
Ve HEIL!
HEIL!
Right in der Fuhrer’s face!
I dunno, it just seemed like fun at the time…
Yes, it was, but it was 1944.
Had they even discovered the Marianas Trench by then?
A deep question.
OMG, that’s exactly what I was going to say.
Shit, dude, I was going to parody that as well. Guess I’m a little behind the comedy curve today.
Quiet, you!
No. Actually he very explicitly stated that he wasn’t. He was very clear that the policies that he advocated had nothing to do with government. The whole ‘render unto Caesar’ thing.
Well, Obama is literally Hitler. The proof is undeniable!
I sea what you did there.
Socialism, Jesus and Hitler? What about Howard Hughes? And Charlie Chaplin’s music, and Bergmann’s Nordic blues?
Oh my!
Right, so he said that you should pay your taxes. What else ya got? Because for your one example that he wasn’t Socialist, I’m willing to bet 5 loaves of marble rye and 2 halibut that I can come up with more than one instance of words or actions that would be classified as Socialist, just like…HITLER!!!
and his little mustache, too!!!
"Long leggedy blondie cuties
Oh, they’s tormentin’ me!
Got that single payer health plan
Payin my health care dues!
Lord, I got those mean ol’ Nordic blues…"
Nordic Blues, recorded by Deaf Lemon Pledge
Folkworse Music
Dude!