Soliciting feedback on this 10-question "ID the quote" quiz

Possibly, yes. I’ve seen the phrase “on my (command/word/signal), unleash Hell!” in several different contexts in the past few years, mostly in movies and TV though, recalled it being used in “Gladiator” but came up short beyond that point. It sounded like something that should have been a quote, but then I thought: if a Roman general said it, the line would had to have had at least as ancient a source, but there wasn’t really an Armageddon image of destruction associated with the afterlife for the Romans.

Something didn’t add up, and I could only conclude that it was made up by a contemporary source and put in the mouth of a fictional character. Googling around turned nothing up to the contrary, other than a Yahoo reply which claimed Stonewall Jackson said it, which I don’t think is true and is otherwise uncorroborated. Since this was the last question in my quiz, I even started a GQ thread on the SDMB to comb for older sources, and it seems this is definitely it.

Tsk, tsk, we expected better of you. :wink:

I’m gonna change the scoring to be more fine:

SCORING:
0 - 1: Dumb Ass. Work harder at climbing the Ass Ladder, my friend!
2 - 4: Just An Ass. Not bad, but you can’t spell “one of the masses” without “asses”.**
5 - 6**: Wise Ass. You are a wise one, as asses go! Good for you!
7 - 8: Bad Ass. That’s “Bad” as in “Scary Good”, like Jules in Pulp Fiction.
9 - 10: Smart Ass. Asses don’t come much smarter than you, do they!

I got 7 right (I guess I Am a Wise Ass) including the give yourself credit for A, C or D for the Bang/Wimper quote (I picked D for that by the way).

I missed the JFK and FDR quotes (picking B and C, respectively), and number 9 (picked A when my first instinct was B).

I’m Canadian by the way, so that might explain the two muffed presidential quotations.

I thought the quiz was well put together.

-DF

OK, I changed my Question #5 (the Eliot quote) to not be a “one wrong answer” one because it’s too confusing to score for any FB quiz app I’ve found (which I haven’t yet, for that matter, for various reasons).

I had trouble coming up with 2 more plausible answers though, and settled for one plausible one and one ridiculous one. Can anyone suggest something better for Choice D?

The question and its write-up in my answer key is now:


5. “This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but a whimper.” What is this an allusion to, in its original source?

(A) Guy Fawkes, who was caught trying to blow up the English Parliament in 1605
(B) A global nuclear holocaust, wherein death would come so fast you’d barely have time to cry out
(C) A soldier’s death by poison gas in a World War I trench
(D) A boy being forced to shoot his destructive pet deer, who then runs away but eventually comes home to be a farmer

Answer: (A) Guy Fawkes! This ending to his poem “The Hollow Men” is T. S. Eliot’s most recognized quote, and the reference to Guy Fawkes is set up in one of the two opening epigrams to the poem, “A penny for the Old Guy”. This is a traditional thing for children to say in England to get money on Guy Fawkes Day (to offset the cost of making and burning an effigy of Guy), which commemorates the day he was foiled (“Remember, remember the Fifth of November / The gunpowder, treason and plot”). Instead of blowing up Parliament with a bang, he was tortured and executed as a traitor, which surely involved some whimpering.

The poem was published in 1925, well before World War II, and while it is replete with bleak images of death and destruction, thermonuclear annihilation was simply not in scope. Eliot himself would be quoted late in his life (1958) as saying he would choose different words if he were to write it anew: “…while the association of the H-bomb is irrelevant [to the poem], it would today come to everyone’s mind”.

In fact, Eliot never wrote any poems depicting war. It is Wilfred Owen’s poem “Dulce Et Decorum Est” which is about a soldier dying from poison gas in horrible detail, ending with the bitter lines: “My friend, you would not tell with such high zest / To children ardent for some desperate glory, / The old Lie: Dulce et Decorum est / Pro patria mori.” (Which is a quote from the ancient Roman poet Horace that means: “It is a sweet and fitting thing to die for one’s country.”) Owen himself served on the front, and died in the war one week before its end. His parents received notice of his death on November 11th, even as the town bells began pealing to celebrate the Armistice.

And the whole bit about the boy and the deer? That’s from a movie called “The Yearling”. You’re totally confused if you thought that was the answer!

Uber-nitpicks: dulce et decorum est pro patria mori is more accurately translated as it is sweet and fitting to die for one’s homeland***.

*there’s only one noun in the sentence, patria, and it’s not really necessary to translate the phrase idiomatically by adding thing.

**in modern usage, patria would be translated into country, but in Horace’s time the idea of the nation-state with fixed borders did not yet exist; the word literally translates as fatherland.

I agree with you on the literal and original classical meanings (based on having taken 4 years of Latin many years ago), but I like my own choice of translation and I’m sticking with it! :smiley:

I personally feel using the phrase “a sweet and fitting thing” adds a needed syllable to the sentence in English. Maybe because it echoes the title of a story I like, A Fine And Gentle Place by Peter S. Beagle, which is also about death (though in a completely different context than WWI).

I think you should make this a Know-It-All quiz in the Know-It-All Trivia app.

You will need to ditch your smarmy results and fix the question that has multiple answers, but that app is so far the least annoying quiz app I’ve seen and these questions are more suited for people who want to play trivia, not people who want to take a silly quiz.

Also, have you considered posting your quiz on OkCupid.com as well?

What are you, the Coalition of Ex-Girlfriends? You should know my shortcomings by now.

Thanks, I’ll look into that app. I already fixed the question with multiple answers, and my wife has also objected to the “smarmy” scoring. I was thinking of all the FB “What kind of xyz are you?” types of quizzes and figured this one, relative to the lowbrow nature of the vast majority of FB quizzes, would probably get called a “smartass” quiz so I might as well roll with it :slight_smile:

Eight, but I guessed correctly on one or two so I’m not sure that counts as actually knowing anything.

I believe their official workgroup name is The Coalition of the Unwilling. :smiley:

Bazinga!