Solid red oxygen: useless but delightful.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Solid red oxygen: useless but delightful.

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Apparently it tastes just the same as the original blue stuff.

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But when you crunch it in the dark it sparks.

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Do you apply it directly to the forehead?

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SOLID RED OXYGEN! Apply directly to the forehead!

SOLID RED OXYGEN! Apply directly to the forehead!

SOLID RED OXYGEN! Apply directly to the forehead!

Apparently, you do.

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Is it also available in green?

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The green oxygen will make you horny.

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But don’t take the brown O2.

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I’m not buying into the hype, sorry. You just gotta know that within 2 years there is going to be a “new and improved” solid red oxygen.

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So, many people I know are actually solid red oxygen?

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Solid Red Oxygen mad now. Solid Red Oxygen gonna kick pasty Blue Liquid Oxygen’s ass.
Don’t even mention Clear Liquid Nitrogen, or Solid Red Oxygen kick your ass too.

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Is solid green oxygen really people?