I say we just give them golden parachutes.
“Now that the Stimulus Package is here, former CEOs are all taking golden showers!..What?”
In real molten gold!
Now there’s an idea.
We turn them over to Khal Drogo.
(Yeah, yeah he’s a fictional character. Let me dream.)
It’s just time that we start treating people with MBAs like the morons that they are. There was a time where business school was where prosperous families sent the slower children who couldn’t hack in in the service or as doctors or lawyers. Now we have our entire economy being run by people who are, at best, third rate men.
Whack-A-Schmuck! I like it!
Then when they are all beat-down and bloody, squirt lemon juice on their wounds!
So what would we arm them with? Golf clubs and broken martini glasses?
I say we set up a website with a pay-to-play automatic paintball gun, put the CEO’s in the paintball cell for 12 hours a day and it’s a 5 dollars for 2 minutes of peppering the asswipes. But don’t stop there, find every shitbrick who while making $75k a year decided it was a good idea to take a $400k interest only mortgage on a 4,500 square foot house. Then, we’ll have plenty of people to shoot at.
There was also a time when doctors were the least respected profession because any idiot claimed to be one, and they kept killing people. What’s your point?
My point is that we’ve allowed our economy to be hijacked by morons.
[Thurston Howell III] Not lemon juice, my dear boy. You only use that on the commoners. For individuals of this caliber, you simply must use fleur de sel. [/THIII]
So, you want to shoot the Wall Street bankers? How about Nancy Pelosi and her $30 million for a damn mouse?
I’m more afraid of the politicians. Wall Street bankers can’t take my money. Politicians can.
Its going for a wetlands restoration project, which will benefit a mouse amongst other things. In case you hadn’t heard potable water is in short supply in many places, including California and wetlands are an economical way to clean up water. Its cheaper than building a water treatment plant, and it ain’t dick compared to the amount of money we spent looking for WMDs that didn’t fucking exist!
It’s for a mouse. In her district. She’s been pushing for it for years. But hey…let’s load up the bill with pork and pet projects and earmarks…why not? It’s only money our children and grandchildren will have to repay.
Yes, because in the entire wetlands there will be only mice. :rolleyes: And $30 million, again, ain’t dick, compared to the billions of debt we’ve racked up because of Iraq. It ain’t dick compared to what Bush handed over to the banks before he left office. It ain’t dick compared to the hundreds of millions which Haliburton was found to have over-charged the US for work in Iraq. In the scheme of a $5 trillion annual budget like the Federal goverment has, it ain’t dick. To put it into a better perspective, there are 300 million Americans, the wetland restoration will cost every American less than $1! For christ’s sake, I’m unemployed and even I can afford that.
Did you seriously just cite the fucking Washington Times?! Suffice it to say that the entire thing is a lie.
Even the GOP staffer who sent the email about the “mouse” admits there is no specific wording in the bill whatsoever about it.
Why do you hate the Moonies?
Children, children. You are way too nice. Shoot them? Beat them? Come on ya pikers!
If you really want to hurt them, I mean really make 'em suffer…
Make them poor.
What, you keep it in a mattress or tied up in an old stocking or something? If you’ve got any retirement accounts, or if you happened to have any dealings with a guy called Madoff, you should know that yes, Wall Street bankers most certainly can take your money.