Solutions for Life's little Quandaries

We often find ourselves in little mini-situations where we are unsure of the proper procedure. This thread is to provide you with the proper formulas and procedures for some of life’s more mundane tasks.

I’ll start.

How to determine the proper number of olives to put in a martini.
Interesting question, simply solved if you approach it mathmatically. A proper martini should contain an odd number of olives. And three is too many.

Anyone else have help for their fellow dopers?

The toilet paper should always roll from the top down. :smiley:

When you come to a door that is either push or pull…just kick it in.

None. I don’t like olives. Twist, please :slight_smile: