“Man, when I was with my girlfriend, the last time I got her flowers, she didn’t want to deal with them and had me leave them at my house.”
Yep, some women don’t like flowers. One lady told me she just gives them away.
There’s a florist in Fort Worth that has filled so many orders for my great-grandmother that they know her name. They do nice work, so the whole family uses them.
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No, they were real sausages.
