You lost me on that one, fella. 
Other men’s urine on his testicle fur causes him to make odd noises.
Ah.
I didn’t know Cervaise was that short.
Simplification of names and words is pretty commonplace in these sorts of interactions, as anyone from North American should know; we borrowed about a thousand words from the Indians and made many of them about a third as long. “Squash” comes from a word best described as “askutaskwash.” Indian languages had some hideously complex, compound words the Europeans couldn’t pronounce, featuring vowel sounds unfamiliar to anyone who spoke a European language, so they just did the best they could.
Only if they’re built by Hal Briston.
Man, how did we get from some perfectly reasonable Chewie questions to talking about Wookie dongs and h@Wt droid s£x in only two pages?
As usual, it is NoClue’s fault.
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Why did it take us two pages?
Oh, no. Even I come out to nitpick SW, funny enough. I haven’t found anything yet in this thread but I’m sure there will be.
I’ve never thought about it before, but just how do Wookies keep themselves clean, anyway, especially since they’ve got apparently such uniformly furry asses? And why am I afraid Chewie has contrived a very personal app for the Millenium Falcon’s hydrospanners for this purpose? (Of course I could be wrong about that, but it’s a safe assumption that they do keep good hygiene somehow, otherwise the Fox Studios suits would’ve ordered them covered them up with Lederhosen or something.)
Considering how owners of long-hair cats need to help with grooming, perhaps Han spends an hour every week clipping Chewbacca’s dingleberries. I smell scat slash…
SCAT SLASH FEVER!!!
my fave C3P-Nugent song
And his bandolier contains duct tape. Lots of duct tape.
Kinky.
Since when did Chewbacca become Henrietta Pussycat?
I was wondering when someone was gonna notice.
There is a perfectly good reason for Han to repeat back to Chewbacca, in Standard, what Chewbacca just said in Wookie.
Han is, after all, not perfectly fluent in Wookie. He echoes what he heard to confirm that he is translating correctly, so as to avoid tragic misunderstandings.
Chewbacca: ARRRGH! RUUUU! REEIEIIEI!
Han: Yes, I agree, we really should kill the waiter and at least two-thirds of the kitchen staff.
Chewbacca: REEIEIEIII!
Han: Oh, sorry, buddy, I misunderstood. Waiter, my friend would like another order of buffalo wings.
Almost… There’s only eleven “badgers” before the Mushroom, MUSHROOM!; you have twelve.
How many Wookie condoms would it take to comprise a metric shitload, anyway? I’m guessing not more than 2 or 3.
And I don’t know about Wookie vocalizations, but if you take the neck and mouthpiece off of a sousaphone, and “play” it as though it were still attached to the instrument, it sounds exactly like a Tauntaun.
If one goes by gorillas, whose teeth are larger than there willies, a, well, shitload.