Here you go…
- What does he do on his days off?
- Does he have one of those containment chambers on every Star Destroyer?
- Where does he live?
Here you go…
1. What does he do on his days off?
He doesn’t have a day off. Every day is a good day for crushing Rebel scum.
2. Does he have one of those containment chambers on every Star Destroyer?
That was the Super Star Destroyer, his own ship.
3. Where does he live?
On his Super Star Destroyer.
Does he take off his gloves to wipe? And what does he do with the cape, anyway? Wrap it into his lap?
Does he ever shower?
Depends on whether or not he still has his original ass.
What Darth Vader does on a day-to-day basis, as told by MAD magazine 20+ years ago.
(Scroll about 2/3 of the way down the page, to where it says ‘(sung to the tune of “My Way” by Vader.)’ .)
He makes extra space-bucks by doing commercials for CNN and voicing animated lions for Disney.
According to my paperback graphic-novel version of The Empire Strikes Back (by Stan Lee, no less) it’s a meditation chamber. How it helps him meditate is anybody’s guess.
I’ll just punt and go with GuanoLad on this one. It’d be like living on your very own luxury cruise ship with lasers, tractor beams, and other fun recreational equipment.
I have one of those meditation chambers in my home, too, complete with a shiny white porcelain throne.
What does Darth Vader do on his days off? Well, in truth, he has no days off. Being a dark lord is the side job for him. His real full-time job is as Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court where he goes by the name of Rhenquist.
There’s also the problem of staying in shape. He tried swimming, but of course his mechanical lungs and stuff were a problem in the pool. Tennis didn’t work at all, the cape got in the way. And the image of Darth Vader playing racketball is not something I’m ready for.
What’s his doper name?
What’s his favourite twice-baked potato recipe?
What’s his favourite thread?
Does he prefer kittens or puppies?
SPOOFE (C’mon! Who else would know that much about Star Wars?)
Grit & sand. It’s an old homeplanet favorite.
Tug-Ahoy
Both are excellent if prepared correctly.
Which does he prefer,
Daddy or Chips?
(Ok that one’s a bit obscure)
On his days off, he enjoys a candlelight dinner with his lovely wife Ella. :::rimshot:::
What happened to Princess Leia when she let Darth Vader?
A massive dose of the Sith!
Hehehe…according to the novels, he had a fortress of his own on Coruscant, but he hardly ever went there.
First of all, Vader’s a cat person.
Second of all, all jokes aside, think how interesting it would be if Lucas has added a short scene of Vader in his spare time. He always seemed such a lonely person, without any personal passions. Dark Lord or no Dark Lord, I’m sure he misses being around people who aren’t afraid he’ll throttle them to death. I like to think of him, sitting aone in his office, staring out of a porthole at the stars, listening to Edith Piaf, or possibly Billie Holliday.
Quand il me prend dans ses bras,
Il me parle tout bas
Je vois la vie en rose…
Wow! I never noticed Vader’s skeleton being visible before.