If Chewie was short for Chewbacca and Threepio was short for C-3P0, what is Luke short for?
A Stormtrooper.
The Star Wars Cafe had to stop selling baby wookie steaks.
It was a little Chewie.
Ever heard of Obi-Juan?
He celebrates both May 4 and 5 de Mayo.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
Why did Greedo’s girlfriend break up with him?
He always shot first.
Where did Luke go shopping after his battle with Darth Vader?
The second hand store.
What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store?
The one next to Target.
I asked ChatGPT for 10 original Star Wars jokes. This is what I got:
- Why did Yoda get denied a loan?
Because his credit history was a little on the Dark Side. - What’s Darth Vader’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Obi-Wan Cannoli. - Why doesn’t Kylo Ren use bookmarks?
He prefers to let the past die. - What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite part of the job?
Missing work. - Why did the Millennium Falcon break up with the TIE Fighter?
It needed more space. - How does Chewbacca keep his hair so soft?
Wookiee conditioner. - Why did Luke Skywalker go to art school?
He wanted to learn the drawing side of the Force. - What do you call five Siths singing together?
A Sith A Cappella. - Why didn’t Anakin cross the road?
Because the younglings were on the other side. - What’s Admiral Ackbar’s favorite type of music?
Trap.
Not good. Not good at all. The stormtroopers missing work one is ok. And the Adm. Ackbar one almost comes close to humorous, but it should probably be his least favorite type of music.
The ice cream one was yummy.
Most of the rest seemed forced.
What’s the body temperature of a Taun Taun?
Luke warm.
Why did Anakin cross the road seems like it had potential.
I think, “Why did Anakin break up with Padme?” “He needed more space.” would’ve worked too.
How did Darth Vader eat with that helmet on?
He was force fed
Q: What was Luke’s first stop after learning Vader was his father?
A: A second-hand shop.
That one has had the punchline “To get to the Dark Side” for a while. Maybe too obvious?
A couple or three more obvious ones:
What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
------------------------------Use the horse, Luke!
What do you call a pirate droid?
------------------------------Arr-2 D2.
What did Yoda ride as a kid?
------------------------------A do-cycle. Because there is no tri.
I don’t get the joke in the OP.
It’s Princess Leia’s first line when she meets Luke (wearing stormtrooper armor)
Why does Admiral Ackbar hate plastic sheeting?
It’s a tarp.
Wocka wocka wocka.
Why did Han Solo get stood-up at the rodeo?
He went looking for love in Alderaan places.
I’ve never watched the Star Wars movies with Kylo Ren. What’s the connection with bookmarks and letting the past die?