Oh hell no. You are not buying Otto an Ipod. If you are buying anybody a damn Ipod around here, it’s gonna be me. This thread does need to die, but it’s not going to be because you are spending money on him. I will take the three minutes out of my morning to drive over your house and kick your butt if you give him an Ipod and you know I’ll do it. Discussion closed.
drive over to your house… :o
DAMN!! Someone just stole my iPod. Really. It was, uh, white. You know - with the wheelie? And some zombie sucker just walked right in and STOLE it off my uh, desk. Where I always keep it. My white iPod. On my desk.
Oh well. I don’t want to hijack this this thread. I better go start a new one. I can’t believe some loser stole my iPod off my desk while I was, uh, walking the dog. Er. Getting the mail. It was white.
:smack:
Fuck it…
It was a dumb idea anyway.
I’d really like an IPod too, so if anyone wants to direct one my way, I promise not to leave it on my workdesk…and I’ll feed it and have it neutered, and I’ll take it out for walkies and even de-worm it every three months.
This is a really dumb thread. Fun reading all the same though.
At the risk of pissing everyone off even more (yeah like I care) I found out today that there have been a rash of iPod thefts at my place of employment. Including a couple that were stolen out of people’s closed backpacks and at least one that was stolen out of a locked desk. Mine was the first to be stolen.
Look on the bright side, you can get a video Ipod now. 
I’m not going to bother to read all the responses, because I’m sure they’re mostly sympathic to your plight, as I am. I will just say, raw fucking deal. I’ve never been able to get it into my brain that people I work with would actually steal from me, but my co-workers used to frequently tell me to lock my stuff up because the bad guys are out there. The fuck.
No, no, no! “Drive over your house” is much better – I can picture you hijacking the nearest Abrams tank and…
You miserable little prick. Look what you started. If you hadn’t been so careless, not only would you still have your ipod, this guy wouldn’t have gotten a taste for stealing ipods.
You started a chaing-fucking reaction. I hope you’re fucking happy, because it’s all your fault and you owe all these other people brand new ipods.
I’ve got to be getting swooshed here.
But you weren’t robbed you had something stolen from you.
Being forced to give up Ipod in a direct confrontation=robbed.
Having desk broken into for Ipod=robbed
Leaving Ipod unattended on desk=stolen
You left your toy out in the open and unguarded and your crying now that it’s stolen. Yes it sucks that it was stolen but besides being out the money for it, is your life really that much worse off? Stop trying to get sympathy because you had a minor incident in your life.
And the crime victim thing which is your quote by the way I call bullshit. You had a toy stolen. There are people who are victims of real crime that bitch less than you. I’ve come home and found a burglar still in the house. That’s real crime. I’ve had my bicycle stolen(also my primary mode of transportation) That’s real crime. I’ve been beat down and had my life threatened before. That’s real crime. Yeah petty theives suck but you should really put things in perspective before you start whining about it.
Surely you jest?
All this bickering back and forth about who’s to blame misses the real point here:
Is it really possible to fuck scum? And if so, who would do it?
A scumfuck would fuck as much scum as a scumfuck could fuck, if a scumfuck could fuck scum.
Duh!
If there is one thing I learned from this life, it’s that you can fuck *anything[i/], scum included.
And odds are that enough time has passed that the guy who stole his iPod has probably jerked off at least once. Your iPod’s probably got scum cum all over it.
:eek:
And coding, too.
Seemingly, with all this talk of fucking scum, my ability to kindle a fire in the loins of any person even works on the internet. 'Tis a gift and a burden both.