Someone, try to make my life suck more (without family death)

So…I was “replaced” in my old job at the end of September (the boss’s original choice moved back into town & I was dumped), unemployed until the first part of January, and took a bartender job–you might have read about that. In the meantime, I got my nuts cut–you might have read my take on that too–and found out Thursday afternoon that there’s some kind of infection in the cuts on my nuts. So now I have to take Cipro, the anthrax cure.

Friday, however, I go to my bartender job saying that my nuts are aching (in so many words) and I’ll open the bar, but I need to go because, well, it’s tough to work on one’s feet when one’s nuts are aching. Saturday I call in early but still get chewed out. Sunday I’m not scheduled.

Monday I finally decide, “fuck it. I will no more deal with being dehumanized by both customers and management.” If management had treated people like, well, people, it would have been bearable, but the GM instead treated his employees according to how much money they made. So I quit. Now, mind you, I’m 33 and have worked several jobs, and this is the first one I’ve quit without notice.

So the Mrs. is understandably pissed, but I get out and look for a part-time retail job. Get 20 copies of my resume done, and hand most of them out before I realize that my previous 9 years of retail experience has been dropped off to keep the sucker within 2 pages. Come home, rewrite resume, print. We’re still on Monday, by the way.

So this morning (we won’t even go into last night), I’m getting gussied up to seek gainful employment, and wife comes to give me a kiss on the cheek for luck. “You’re warm,” she says. I feel fine. I go spend the day filling out applications–you can’t just drop off a resume at a retail place of business–and even avoid going to get a beer at one of the several places of beer availability I pass while going from application to application.

I come home. I feel good. I’ve done the good-guy thing and worked hard finding a job. I’m sitting here reading the SDMB and realize, wow, my neck is achy. So’s my back. And my hips, and elbows, and knees, and ankles, etc. And I’m chilly. I think I might have the flu, and I’m supposed to drive the whole fam dammily to Florida on Saturday.

So, I’m unemployed, am overeducated and underexperienced, quit my last job w/o notice, have a testicular infection, and have the flu.

Sorry for the lack of profanity, but I don’t have the energy. Sorry for the lack of Scyllaesque plot-building or the Nostradamusesque language, but this is my rant for today.

Welcome to my world.

So you have nutsticular Anthrax? First case I ever heard of. Cool.

Could be worse.

Your wife could have found that stash of goat porn you’ve got hidden in the garage.

Make your life suck more? Alright:

No one here likes you or cares about your petty complaints.

Also, I’ve been sleeping with your wife. And I’m they guy who got you fired from your last job. Tomorrow, I’m changing the locks on your house.

Plus, I just ran over your dog.

Twice.

or you could have found hers…

I slept with Miller right before he did your wife and I have anal warts and herpes. You asked…

It could be much worse… You could have waited 2 or 3 days before going to the doctor for your nut infection and had em lopped off.

Just be careful with mixing the cipro with whatever flu medications you take.

Hope ya feel better.

And I have faith, you’ll find a job.

You could have a headache.

Well,Stofsky, you could be me in a very similar situation (except for the aching nuts), and not be able to stand working with people. Any idea how hard it is to get ANY job when you’re not of a people-tolerating nature? This eliminates me from probably 80% of the available jobs out there. But this is your pity party; sorry for the whining. Unless it makes you feel better to know that there’s a whole bunch of us on these boards going through very similar things right now.